{"product_id":"parody-zip-hoodie-onlyfangs-full-zip-sweatshirt","title":"Parody Zip Hoodie — 'OnlyFangs' Full-Zip Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 19.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 21.26 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.23 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 25.24 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.24 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.97 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.97 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.97 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.99 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.98 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This full-zip hoodie channels playful sarcasm with a wink — a soft, slightly hefty zip-up that wears its parody like an inside joke. The design leans into cheeky humor rather than horror, trading sharp fangs for knowing smirks. It sits comfortably over a tee or layered under a jacket, keeping mornings light when you’re grabbing coffee, heading to a low-key meetup, or just lounging with friends who appreciate a sly reference. The roomy pockets hold your essentials. The adjustable hood and metal zipper add practical polish, and subtle left-chest embroidery options let the piece feel lived-in rather than loud. It’s for adults who enjoy ironic nods and casual comfort — a hoodie that feels like one of your favorite, worn-in conversations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Spacious front pockets sized for everyday carry\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable hood with matching drawstring and metal eyelets\u003cbr\u003e- Durable silver metal zipper with sturdy puller; left-chest embroidery option\u003cbr\u003e- Midweight 50\/50 cotton–polyester blend (8 oz\/yd²) with true-to-size classic fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":42818035155028,"sku":"95393597897044220161","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":42818035187796,"sku":"30638474796310749184","price":56.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":42818035220564,"sku":"47864851277685247603","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":42818035253332,"sku":"14442207792415219004","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":42818035286100,"sku":"11408529561878555586","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":42818035318868,"sku":"76976880163448427105","price":50.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":42818035351636,"sku":"22940862687696547095","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":42818035384404,"sku":"41983742403979459983","price":56.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":42818035417172,"sku":"17359226808774799969","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":42818035449940,"sku":"19439687611723596833","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42818035482708,"sku":"32429632631943071666","price":56.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42818035515476,"sku":"12242096931602898518","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":42818035548244,"sku":"28222589067083276835","price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42818035581012,"sku":"96118689207013244639","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42818035613780,"sku":"33540314842345100263","price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":42818035646548,"sku":"64079765164284783681","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42818035679316,"sku":"97289382179970116739","price":55.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":42818035712084,"sku":"22392788249483414274","price":57.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/6998\/5364\/files\/9223131913419120019_2048.jpg?v=1767959685","url":"https:\/\/moonlit-spoodies.myshopify.com\/products\/parody-zip-hoodie-onlyfangs-full-zip-sweatshirt","provider":"🌙Moonlit Spoodies✨","version":"1.0","type":"link"}